Pake Bihun Ya Mas!!

Barusan gw makan malam sama Andrew si (sok) ganteng, di pertigaan Anggrek dan Binus yang di depan kos tusuk sate. Nah di situ kan rame tuh yang jual makanan, akhirnya gw memutuskan untuk makan mie ayam. Sebenernya ga enak-enak amat sih, cuma daripada nasi goreng, rasanya biasa banget. Dan gw lebih memilih mie ayam aja. Lalu sampailah pada sebuah percakapan bodoh,

Gw : "Mas Mie Ayam Bakso satu ya"
Mas Mas : "Pedes ga?"
Gw : (gw ga rada denger) "Pake bihun ya Mas!!"
Mas Mas : "Kok pake bihun??"
Gw : (terdiam)
Mas Mas : "Kan tadi pesen Mie Ayam"
Gw : "OH IYAA!! hehehehehe"

Wkwwkwkw, dodol banget dah gw, gerakan reflek lidah gw kalo liat bihun ternyata itu. Jelek bener gerak refleknya. --a

[Masa Kecil] Sekolah Minggu

Sekolah Mingguuu... ada yang pernah tau sekolah aneh yang satu ini? Yap dari namanya udah ketauan kan Sekolah Minggu berarti pergi sekolah di hari minggu. Iya ini sebenernya tuh acara kumpul-kumpul anak kecil bersama beberapa guru untuk dibina imannya, jadi dalam agama Katolik ada kegiatan seperti ini. Pendekatan pelajaran agama ga melulu teoritis, justru harus lebih dipraktekan ke kehidupan sehari-hari, maka itu dibuatlah Sekolah Minggu atau juga terkenal dengan sebutan Bina Iman.

Nah dulu gw sering banget dan rajin ikut Sekolah Minggu ini, soalnya bisa kumpul bareng anak-anak lain, terus ketawa-ketawa bareng, maen-maen bareng, walaupun ada tugas-tugas tapi tetep semangat ikutin Sekolah Minggu. Kenapa? Soalnya ada hadiahnya cui kalo masuk terus. wkwkwkwkwk, bisa dapet gantungan kunci, stiker dan lain sebagainya. Terakhir kayanya gw dapet lembaran doa novena. huhuhu sekarang udah ke mana tu ya lembarannya.

Terus dulu setiap kali dateng kita dikasih gambar yang ditempel di buku sebagai tanda kalo kita hadir di hari itu, nanti kalo udah kekumpul 10 gambar kita bisa minta hadiah yang kaya tadi itu gantungan kunci atau apalah. hohohoho. Jadi seruuuu, dulu catatan Sekolah Minggu gw penuuuh sama gambar-gambar itu. hohohoho. Kayanya emang gw pas waktu kecil hadiah hunter banget.

Suasana di kelas juga menyenangkan, suka diajarin nyanyi-nyanyi pake gerakan-gerakan tertentu, terus suka diajarin bikin prakarya, dibacain cerita-cerita dan lainnya deh. Intinya sebenernya di sini bukan cuma ajang untuk membina iman seorang anak, tapi juga sosialisasi dan kreativitas!! Mantaf kan! Sekali dayung pulau ambalat terlampui. Ahahaha

Apa kabar ya Sekolah Minggu jaman sekarang?

Masih banyakkah peminatnya? Di jaman modern ini anak-anak kecil jadi lebih individualis, autis sambil meringis melihat jagoannya mati di NDS atau PSP kesayangannya. Mudah-mudahan masih ada wadah seperti ini di jaman serba modern seperti sekarang. Soalnya ini wadah pendidikan yang sangat baik, ketimbang ditongkrongin di depan TV dan nonton sinetron ga jelas, Ketimbang maen NDS mulu, lama-lama ketemu orang gagap. Ketimbang isi hidupnya cuma les, les, les dan les bisa MKKB entar itu anaknya. Huahahahah udah ah segini dulu ngepostnya, ngantuk gw didukung banget hari ini sama rintik-rintik hujan

Ini Rawabuntu Mas!

Tadi sore gw pulang dari Binus naik kereta lagi. Lalu eh lalu gw di kereta sambil sms'an men. Beh mantep bener klo hari Sabtu. Plooongg kaya donat bolong, sepi abies keretanya. Walaupun masih ada yang berdiri-diri, tapi masih dalam batas LUAS banget buat berdiri. masih bisa rentangin tangan. wkkwkwk

Terus karena saking asiknya sms'an, gw merasa udah kelewatan stasiun yang harusnya gw turun. Gw kan mau turun di stasiun Rawabuntu tuh ceritanye. Pemandangannya juga kerasa beda, nah loh nah loh, gw di mana nih. Waiyah bagaimana ini, lalu gw mulai berpikir, naek angkot dari stasiun Serpong atau ikut ini kereta balik lagi yah? Tapi kalo nunggu balik lagi pasti lama punya secara eh secara pasti ngetem tuh di stasiun Serpong. Tapi gw pikir-pikir lagi kan, kalo naik angkot bayar lagi dan malah bisa lebih lama lagi. Ya udah gw pikir, gw tanya dulu nanti di Stasiun Serpong ini keretanya berangkat lagi jam berapa.

Trus sampailah di stasiun, pintu kereta dibuka. Terus gw langsung tanya mas-mas yang jaga di sana.

Gw : "Mas-mas, ini kereta ke Rawabuntu lagi ga?"

Mas-mas : (ngomong tapi gw ga denger) "rawabuntu rawabuntu" (cuma itu yg gw denger)

Gw : "Iya ini keretanya nanti ke Rawabuntu lagi ga?"

Mas-mas : "Ini Rawabuntu Mas"

Gw : "Hah hah? Oh ini Rawabuntu yah?" (bodoh dan bingung, diaduk menjadi satu, tambahkan sedikit bubuk idiot jika perlu)

Mas-mas : "Iya Mas ini di Rawabuntu"

Gw : "ooohhhh..." (langsung gw turun dari kereta)

Gw : "makasih ya Mas, tadi saya ketiduran (padahal mah sms'an) , kirain kelewatan hehehehe" (malu ditaburi sedikit bubuk bloon dan impromptu)

Mas-mas : "Iya iya, ini udah di Rawabuntu Mas"

Gw : "Iya Mas, makasih ya"

Mas-mas : "Iya-iya"

Wkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwk, bodooooooohh. Kirain kelewatan malahan kagak. baka baka baka. wkwkwkwkw.

I Had It! Had You??

Dapet dari blognya Gogo, minta ya Gooooo

Bold what you’ve done!

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree , pertama kali peluk dan kena ulat bulu --"
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables ,the vegetable is CHILLI!!
19. Touched an iceberg glacier
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby’s diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records (cds)
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers , waktu kecil sering mandi pake selang di halaman rumah. wkwkwkwk
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
132a. Had them write back
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. …more than once?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone’s heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a TV game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than US states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. …and gotten 86’ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested

Hohohoho, seruuuuuu!!!

Tak Selamanya Naik Kereta Itu Indah

Wawwawwawawawawawawawawaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............

Gila? engga, cuma pengen teriak-teriak ga jelas aje. Semalam, semalam, semalaaaam paman dataaaaang, pamankuuu dari desaaaaaaaaaaa. BLETAK!! *ditimpuk sendal ama tetangga*

Wkwkwk, iya guys semalam gw baru sampe rumah jam stengah 10, yang normalnya gw nyampe rumah jam 8 malem naik KRL. Kenapa Why? Karena Because itu KRL pada telat semua, lantaran ada stasiun yang kena banjir dan ada beberapa kereta yang ilang sinyal. wedewww serem amit kalo kereta ampe ilang sinyal, entar tau-tau nubruk-bruk malah repot. Jadi demi keselamatan bersama itu kereta dihubungin dan diatur secara manual. hohohoho.

Cerita bermula dari gw pulang kantor jam stengah tujuh, naik M10, dan bergerimis-gerimis ria. Pengen jadi kayak orang mongol yang tahan dalam cuaca apapun, enak banget kayanya. wkwkwk. Terus pas di lampu merah yang mau ke Tanah Abang itu maceeeeeeet abissss. Ga bisa gerak itu mobil-mobil, gara-gara ga ada yang mau ngalah. Ya uda karena gw pikir kereta bakal normal-normal aja yang biasa berangkat jam 19.10 dan saat itu waktu menunjukkan udah jam 18.50an. Ya udah gw memutuskan untuk jalan kaki sajah. Dan jalan kakilah gw bersama para pejalan kaki lain ditemani gerimis rintik-rintik.

Sampai di stasiun gw melihat kerumunan orang di depan tiket, udah kaya ngantri ticket 21 pas jaman-jamannya Transpormer 2. YES!!! PENUH ABIES!! What The HEEEELLLL!!

Ono opo iki, ada apa ini, ada apa, ada apa? Ternyata eh ternyata, KRL Ciujung yang biasa gw naikkin blom buka loketnya, lantaran petugasnya masih ngurusin loket-loket lain dan loket-loket darurat untuk mempercepat pembelian karcis kereta. Waiyah ya udah gw membuang waktu dengan sms'an ama si Danur dan ditutup dengan telpon si Esther bentaran. Terus gw lanjutin maen FF Tactic on my henpon. Thanks to vBag buat semua ini. ahahahah, klo ga ada vBag gw udah mati kelojotan gara-gara bosen.

Orang pada pindah-pindah naek express dan lainnya, sebenernya gw pengen sih mencoba, cuma malam itu gw memilih untuk menjadi seorang yang pasrah saja. Yang konvensional, tidak berubah. Ya udah gw ampe autis mainin itu game. Sampai jam 9 kurang itu KRL Ciujung baru ada kabar, dan baru dibuka loketnya. Gileeee. Ya udah gw naik itu KRL gak lama kemudian, abis itu di tengah-tengah perjalanan masih suka berenti-berenti gitu. Soalnya relnya ngantri sama KRL lain. huhuhuhu

Jadi High Risk High Result!

Sekalinya cepet, cepet abis boo, tapi sekalinya bermasalah beeeeh siap-siap saja beresah-resah ria. Karena alternatifnya seditik men kalo naik kereta. hohohoho.